You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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