Buhtt sex?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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