Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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