so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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