Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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