Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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