Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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