I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
