He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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