I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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