yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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