Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Randomize
