Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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