His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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