we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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