so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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