I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
they need to just BURY HIM!
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
