I am puke
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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