I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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