But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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