Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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