So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I could fuck to npr.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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