yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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