u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
my poor anus
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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