In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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