He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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