Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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