She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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