i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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