In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
