He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
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Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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