There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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