What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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