If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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