im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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