Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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