If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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