I must be too annoying 4 u.
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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