So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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