I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Randomize
