I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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