you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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