You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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