I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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