4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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