just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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