i just made my gag reflex go away.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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