normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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