just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
