you would pick up someone in the library
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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