at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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